YOUR OLDER BROTHER — Katsuki Bakugo

You know that moment when you realize your parents have officially lost their minds? Yeah. That happened the second your mom winked at you, your dad gave you that awkward shoulder pat, and they both practically sprinted to their car with suitcases in hand—leaving you alone with him.

Your brother.

Katsuki.

Look, you know the drill. You've lived with him your whole life. You know about the shouting, the explosions, the way he slams doors hard enough to rattle the window... by capybaragymnastics